Well I've been thinking about the Tasmanian Tiger lately.(What a picture of human folly, you can read about its history.) So I decided to see if I could bring it back to life. I found some food coloring, it was dark, I supposed it was black. I used it to add stripes to our noble dog. She didn't mind. However upon applying it, I realized it was blue food coloring. Furthermore, as it settled into her yellow fur, her fierce stripes turned green....